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Scale Bastard hilarious talking scale
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Item: Scale Bastard
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Cat. #: SU-0032-00
INTRO PRICE: $9.95!

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(Within the Continental U.S.)

Order  Barf Bag One

SCALE BASTARD
The hilariously insulting talking virtual scale!

"Guaranteed Laughs!"
"The funniest, most effective new product of the year!"
"What we all need...a good cheap laugh!"

Insulting enough for your worst enemy! The recipient of this gift (not to mention YOU) will be rolling in the aisles when the button is pressed recounting these three anecdotes:

"Hey, One At A Time Please!"
"Two Words: Stop Eating!"
"Get Off Me You Fat Slob!"

Enough motivation to keep even the most habitual snacker out of the fridge! Comes complete with 4 magnets on the back to hang on your refrigerator.

Weight Loss Rule #1
Never consume more calories from food and beverages (other than water) than you use!
EAT LESS • MOVE MORE • MOVE FASTER
Save Money • Save Medical Bills • Live Longer
Look Better • Love Yourself • Laugh More
"A Laugh A Day Keeps The Doctor Away"

Battery included. This gag gift is not constructed to be used as an actual scale. Standing on it is not recommended.



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